Mum needs eyes in the back of her head

took about heading for trouble, and it takes two of us to keep an eye on her, I said "mum zara is standing on my chair" and mum was like "thats nice dear" and I said "mum zara is standing on my chair" and mum said "thats nice dear" but when I finally said "MUM ZARA IS STANDING ON MY CHAIR" mum said "OH MY GOD ZARA BE CAREFUL"